a ver si me acuerdo esta historia q me contaron, era algo asi....
tres amigos van a comer a un bar, comen, charlan de sus cosas y demas; cuando piden la cuenta el mozo se las trae y ven q tenian q abonar $30, o sea $10 cada uno; bueno ponen $10 cada uno y le entregan la plata al mozo. Cuando el mozo va a darle la plata al dueño, el dueño le dice que le haga un descuento porque eran clientes de toda la vida (¿?), que en vez de cobrarles $30, les cobrara $25. O sea que el mozo les tenia q devolver $5, pero como eran tres, para que no haya problemas entre los amigos, y tampoco para complicarse con los centavos, que hizo? se guardo $2 y le devolvio $1 a cada uno.....entonces, al final los amigos terminaron pagando $9 cada uno; y aca esta el problema...los numeros no dan; porque si sumamos lo que al final gastaron los amigos ($9 x 3=$27) mas los $2 que se quedo el mozo.....cuanto da?? y donde esta el peso que falta?? ahhhhh....
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Sunday, August 26, 2007
Friday, August 17, 2007
Monday, August 13, 2007
-un mail-
"Ridge Hall computer assistance; may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
"What sort of trouble?"
"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
"Went away?"
"They disappeared."
"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing?"
"It's blank, it won't accept anything when I type."
"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
"How do I tell?"
"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
"What's a sea-prompt?"
"Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
"There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
"What's a monitor?"
"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a ittle light that tells you when it's on?"
"I don't know."
"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
"Yes, I think so."
"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."
"Yes, it is."
"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
"No."
Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
"Okay, here it is."
"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
"I can't reach."
"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
"No."
"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark."
"Dark?"
"Yes, the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."
"Well, turn on the office light then."
"I can't."
"No? Why not?"
"Because there's a power failure."
"A power... A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"
"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
"Really? Is it that bad?"
"Yes, I'm afraid it is."
"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
"What sort of trouble?"
"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
"Went away?"
"They disappeared."
"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing?"
"It's blank, it won't accept anything when I type."
"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
"How do I tell?"
"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
"What's a sea-prompt?"
"Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
"There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
"What's a monitor?"
"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a ittle light that tells you when it's on?"
"I don't know."
"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
"Yes, I think so."
"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."
"Yes, it is."
"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
"No."
Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
"Okay, here it is."
"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
"I can't reach."
"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
"No."
"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark."
"Dark?"
"Yes, the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."
"Well, turn on the office light then."
"I can't."
"No? Why not?"
"Because there's a power failure."
"A power... A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"
"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
"Really? Is it that bad?"
"Yes, I'm afraid it is."
"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Friday, August 10, 2007
Thursday, August 02, 2007
today, today ♪ ♪
siiiii, hoy a la noche los voy a escuchar en vivo!hoy es el dia, hillsong x primera vez en argentina
por favoooor q no haga friiiio, habra q saltar bastante......
...........................................(salvation is here★)
Wednesday, August 01, 2007
proverbios 18
1- El que es egoísta, sólo piensa en sí mismo y no acepta ningún consejo.
2- Al tonto no le interesa aprender, sino mostrar lo poco que sabe.
3- La maldad nunca llega sola, viene siempre acompañada de vergüenza y desprecio.
4- Las palabras del sabio son fuente de sabiduría.
5- ¡Qué malo es declarar inocente al malvado y no hacerle justicia al inocente!
6- Cuando el tonto abre la boca, causa discusiones y pleitos.
7- Cuando el necio abre la boca, pone su vida en peligro.
8- ¡Qué sabrosos son los chismes, pero cuánto daño causan!
9- El vago y el destructor, ¡hasta parecen hermanos!
10- Dios es como una alta torre; hacia el corren los buenos para ponerse a salvo.
11- El rico cree estar protegido; piensa que sus riquezas son como una ciudad con murallas donde nadie puede hacerle daño.
12- El orgullo acaba en fracaso; la honra comienza con la humildad.
13- Es muy tonto y vergonzoso, responder antes de escuchar.
14- Con ánimo se alivia al enfermo, pero no a quien está deprimido.
15- El que es sabio e inteligente presta atención y aprende más.
16- Con un regalo generoso todo el mundo te recibe; ¡hasta la gente más importante
te abre sus puertas!
17- El primero en defenderse alega ser inocente, pero llegan los testigos y afirman lo contrario.
18- Los pleitos más difíciles hay que ponerlos en manos de Dios.
19- Es más fácil derribar un muro que calmar al amigo ofendido.
20- Cada uno recibe por sus palabras su premio o su castigo.
21- La lengua tiene poder para dar vida y para quitarla; los que no paran de hablar sufren las consecuencias.
22- Si ya tienes esposa, ya tienes lo mejor: ¡Dios te ha demostrado su amor!
23- El pobre suplica; el rico insulta.
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